Banana On Toilet

Do you live in a city with a large amount of drug users? Oregon State University scientists may be able to tell you. The scientists have conducted tests in 10 cities. These cities have not been identified to preserve the relationship the scientists have with the sewer treatment plants. The number one drug found was caffeine… Shocker!

http://www.townhall.com/news/sci-tech/2007/08/21/scientists_drug-test_whole_cities

How great is this? Community drug tests. I think they should implement a testing facility in Washington D.C. It might help explain the sorry state they are in. Perhaps they could narrow the tests to the waste lines of the government buildings, such as the capital and the white house.

I would wonder what the results would show if almost everyone in the community consumed a large amount of poppy seed bagels…